Planning on getting it on the next time you’re thousands of miles above the planet’s atmosphere? Or what about on your next zero-gravity, deep-space voyage? Yeah, well you’re fucked then.
As it turns out, being in space makes it very difficult to do it. “When you think about the sexual act itself, you realize that gravity actually facilitates the process,” said James Logan, the former Chief of Medical Operations at NASA Johnson Space Center and Head of How Can NASA Make Itself Appear More Irrelevant to the Public Department.
In the actual article, though, there’s a great discussion of “the mechanical properties of the ejaculate.” So, go enjoy that, perverts.